
I just deleted my mom's number from my cell phone. That's because she called me in a panic after seeing a special on CNN about swine flu asking me what she should do. How about getting a clue, mom? Idiot.
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Maddox's first post for over six months. Once again, Maddox is hurling himself at the boundaries of convention.
Oh, and he is also a pirate.

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